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MC Hammer must have been a genius marketer. I mean, he convinced us all that harem pants were a viable fashion statement. It's like walking around with your own personal air conditioning system!
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MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This" is the perfect anthem for when you're holding a plate of freshly baked cookies and someone tries to sneakily take one. "Can't touch this" takes on a whole new meaning!
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MC Hammer must have been the original step-counting enthusiast. I mean, have you seen the moves he had to do in those pants? That's a workout regimen right there!
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MC Hammer's pants were so baggy, they were like a fashion black hole. You could lose your keys, your phone, and maybe even a small pet in there!
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MC Hammer's fashion sense was so ahead of its time. I mean, now we have cargo pants, but back then, he was rocking the ultimate storage solution!
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MC Hammer's pants were a great example of deceptive advertising. They made it look like he was carrying the world's largest toolbox, but in reality, it was just a tiny hammer.
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You know, MC Hammer really had it figured out with those parachute pants. I mean, who needs pockets when you can carry your entire life in your pants?
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MC Hammer probably started the trend of skipping leg day at the gym. Who needs squats when you've got pants that give your legs an instant workout?
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MC Hammer's pants were like a fashion safety net. Spill something? No problem, it'll never hit the ground. It's like having your own personal stain shield!
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