Trending Topics
Joke Types
MC Hammer's Gardening Expedition
MC Hammer trying his hand at gardening
0
0
MC Hammer's gardening tips are unique. He said, "Water your plants and then sprinkle some rhythm on them for good measure. It helps them grow." Now my tomatoes have a better sense of timing than I do.
MC Hammer's Handyman Chronicles
MC Hammer working as a handyman
0
0
I told MC Hammer I had a problem with my lightbulb. He said, "No problem, I'll make it flashy!" Now my living room looks like a 90s dance party, and my electricity bill is through the roof.
MC Hammer's Cooking Show
MC Hammer hosting a cooking show
0
0
MC Hammer's cooking tips are unique. He said, "When in doubt, just breakdance while you wait for your food to cook. It confuses the ingredients and adds extra flavor. Trust me; I'm a professional.
MC Hammer's Fitness Routine
MC Hammer as a fitness instructor
0
0
MC Hammer's fitness mantra is inspiring. He said, "If you can't touch your toes, just touch the dance floor. It's all about flexibility, baby!" Now I'm flexible, but I can't tie my shoes.
Post a Comment