5 Jokes For Mc Hammer

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 21 2025

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MC Hammer's Gardening Expedition

MC Hammer trying his hand at gardening
MC Hammer's gardening tips are unique. He said, "Water your plants and then sprinkle some rhythm on them for good measure. It helps them grow." Now my tomatoes have a better sense of timing than I do.

MC Hammer's Handyman Chronicles

MC Hammer working as a handyman
I told MC Hammer I had a problem with my lightbulb. He said, "No problem, I'll make it flashy!" Now my living room looks like a 90s dance party, and my electricity bill is through the roof.

MC Hammer's Cooking Show

MC Hammer hosting a cooking show
MC Hammer's cooking tips are unique. He said, "When in doubt, just breakdance while you wait for your food to cook. It confuses the ingredients and adds extra flavor. Trust me; I'm a professional.

MC Hammer's Fitness Routine

MC Hammer as a fitness instructor
MC Hammer's fitness mantra is inspiring. He said, "If you can't touch your toes, just touch the dance floor. It's all about flexibility, baby!" Now I'm flexible, but I can't tie my shoes.

MC Hammer's Tech Support

MC Hammer working in tech support
MC Hammer's tech advice is a bit outdated. I told him I needed more storage space, and he said, "Just delete those old files. Too legit to hoard." Now all my important documents are too legit to find.

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