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Why did MC Hammer become a barber? He knew how to give a cut that you can't touch!
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What's MC Hammer's favorite superhero? Thor, because he also has a mighty 'hammer'!
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What did MC Hammer say when he opened a bakery? 'Stop! It's Hammer time!
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Why did MC Hammer start a workout routine? He wanted to get in 'Hammer shape'!
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Why did MC Hammer start a cooking show? He wanted to show that he could handle the 'spice'!
MC Hammer's Greatest Hits: Chart-Topping and Bankrupting
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MC Hammer had chart-topping hits and bankruptcy records. It's like he was competing with himself. Can't Touch This might as well have been about his credit score.
MC Hammer's Retirement Plan: Hiding in Plain Sight
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You know MC Hammer's retirement plan? It's not in a 401(k); it's in those giant pants. If times get tough, he can just climb in and disappear. No one will find him in there!
Can't Touch This… IRS Audit!
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Alright, let me tell you, MC Hammer may have said Can't Touch This, but the IRS was like, Oh, we can touch your bank account, your savings, and that gold-plated hammer collection. Taxman's got moves!
MC Hammer's Tax Returns: The Real Hammer Time
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When MC Hammer does his taxes, that's the real Hammer Time. He sits down, looks at the forms, and goes, Stop! It's tax time! And then, of course, he files for an extension.
MC Hammer's Guide to Budgeting: Just Don't!
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MC Hammer had his own financial advice book. It was a single page that just said, Step 1: Get Hammer pants. Step 2: Spend all your money on Hammer pants. Step 3: File for bankruptcy. Easy peasy!
MC Hammer and the Mystery of the Vanishing Millions
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MC Hammer had a magic trick: making millions disappear. He didn't pull rabbits out of a hat; he pulled out financial stability and common sense. Presto! And it's gone!
MC Hammer's Legacy: More Debt Than Beats
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MC Hammer left a legacy – more debt than beats. His financial portfolio had more holes than the dance moves in his music videos. I guess you could call it the original financial breakdance.
MC Hammer, the Original Money Launderer
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You know, MC Hammer was ahead of his time. Forget cryptocurrency; he was into money laundering way back in the '90s. I mean, those parachute pants? Perfect for sneaking stacks of cash into the laundromat.
MC Hammer's Remix: '2 Legit 2 Quit… Paying Taxes'
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MC Hammer's anthem 2 Legit 2 Quit got a remix after his tax troubles. It's now called 2 Legit 2 Quit… Paying Taxes. I can imagine the dance moves now: the W-2 Wiggle and the 1040 Two-Step.
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