7 Jokes For Mafia

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Updated on: Apr 07 2025

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I told my friend I was learning Italian from the mafia. Now I can say 'ciao' and 'arrivederci' without getting whacked!
Why did the mafia boss go to therapy? He wanted to work on his 'hit' issues!
Why did the mafia boss become a musician? He wanted to be a 'hit' on the charts!
Why did the mafia member bring a pencil to the crime scene? He wanted to draw his weapon!
I tried to join the mafia, but they said I wasn't 'made' for it. I guess I'm just not 'connected' enough!
Why did the mafia member bring a ladder to the crime scene? He heard the job was 'organized' crime!
Why do mafia members make great comedians? They always know how to deliver a punchline!

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