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The Mob Boss's Therapist
The mob boss seeking therapy to deal with his "business" stress.
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He told me he feels like everyone is out to get him. I said, "Well, you did order hits on half the city, so yeah, they might be a little upset.
The Mafia Caterer
Trying to maintain a catering business while dealing with "special requests" from the mafia.
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I asked the boss what he wanted for dessert. He said, "Something that screams 'crime scene.'" So, I made a cake shaped like a chalk outline. It was a hit.
The Mafia Stand-Up Comedian
Trying to make the mafia laugh without offending them too much.
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I told them I've got a killer set lined up. They said, "Good, because if it bombs, we might have to give you a real killer set." Tough room.
The Mafia Fitness Trainer
Trying to keep the mob members fit and healthy while they have a lifestyle that involves a lot of "heavy lifting."
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I asked the mob guys to do a plank. One of them said, "You mean like when we're waiting in the trunk for a pickup?" Close enough.
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