6 Jokes For Mafia

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Updated on: Apr 07 2025

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Why did the mafia member open a restaurant? He heard the food was to die for!
Why did the mafia member start a bakery? He wanted to make 'dough' the right way!
I accidentally joined a gardening mafia. Now, I'm knee-deep in organized plants!
I asked the mafia if they had a group discount for protection services. They said, 'Sure, family rates apply!
I joined a mafia weight loss program. They make you an offer you can't refuse – to lose those extra pounds!
I tried to play poker with the mafia. They said it was too dangerous – too many 'shady' characters!

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