6 Jokes For Lord Of The Ring

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Updated on: Apr 11 2025

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Why did the fellowship start a band? They wanted to play some Middle-earth music!
What's Gollum's favorite game? Hide and Smeagol seek!
What's a hobbit's favorite type of math? Second breakfast-algebra!
Why did the hobbit bring a map to the bakery? He heard they had great 'Mordough' pastries!
What do you call a hobbit who's good at math? Bilbo Calcu-baggins!
How does Sauron communicate with his employees? Through an eye-mail address!

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