5 Jokes For Lord Of The Ring

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 11 2025

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Gollum's Cooking Show

Gollum's culinary skills and his obsession with "my precious"
Gollum's version of a cooking show ends with, "And now, the pièce de résistance – my precious onion rings. They're so good; you'll want to rule them all.

Gimli's Barber

Gimli's beard troubles
Gimli's barber suggests a new look. "Ever considered a beard braid? You could call it 'The One Braid to Rule Them All.'

Legolas' Archery Instructor

Legolas' overconfidence in archery
Legolas walks into a bar and says, "I never miss." The bartender replies, "Well, Legolas, today's the day you start. We don't allow arrows in here.

Frodo's Therapist

Frodo's emotional baggage from the One Ring
Imagine Frodo in therapy, and the therapist says, "Frodo, you need closure." And Frodo replies, "I was going for 'destroy the ring,' but I guess closure works too.

Sauron's Social Media Manager

Managing Sauron's image on social media
Sauron's social media manager suggests, "You should connect with your followers, respond to comments. Maybe start a book club – 'The Fellowship of the Ring,' anyone?

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