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The real unsung heroes of "Lord of the Rings" are the Eagles. I mean, Frodo and Sam could've saved themselves three movies and a lot of walking if they just Ubered on those giant birds. Talk about a missed opportunity!
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You know you're watching "Lord of the Rings" when you start feeling sorry for Sauron. I mean, the guy just wanted some jewelry, and suddenly he's the bad guy. It's like, chill out, Middle Earth, let the Dark Lord accessorize in peace!
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You ever notice that the characters in "Lord of the Rings" have some really questionable travel plans? They decide to take the most dangerous routes possible, like they're on a quest to find the worst possible GPS directions.
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You ever think about how "Lord of the Rings" is like the ultimate hiking trip? Frodo and the gang are basically the original backpackers, but instead of trading travel stories, they're swapping tales of battling orcs and dodging creepy Gollum encounters. I'll stick to my Airbnb adventures, thank you very much.
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Frodo and Sam's friendship in "Lord of the Rings" is goals. I mean, they walked through Mordor together, and I can't even get my friend to split a pizza with me because they're on a diet. Priorities, people!
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One thing I can't wrap my head around in "Lord of the Rings" is how everyone is so concerned about destroying the One Ring. I can't even keep track of my house keys, and these guys are entrusted with the fate of Middle Earth? Talk about responsibility.
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Watching "Lord of the Rings" is a great reminder that sometimes the best way to solve your problems is to just walk away. Frodo and Sam walked their way through everything – I tried that at work once, but my boss wasn't too impressed.
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You ever notice how in "Lord of the Rings," Frodo and Sam spend the entire trilogy walking to Mordor? I mean, they could have saved a lot of time if they just got themselves some good running shoes. Forget the ring, they should've invested in some Nikes!
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In "Lord of the Rings," Gandalf is always pulling out his staff to do some magical stuff. I can't even find my phone in my own bag without having a mini freakout, and this guy is summoning eagles with a stick like it's no big deal.
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