8 Jokes For Lenten

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Updated on: Aug 10 2025

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Why was the math book sad during Lent? It had too many problems.
What did the potato chip say during Lent? I'm feeling a bit fried without the dip!
Why did the vegetarian break up with their partner during Lent? They couldn't deal with the commitment to meat.
How do you get through Lent without feeling hungry? Just keep fasting and praying for a good delivery!
Why did the grape stop going to church during Lent? It couldn't deal with all the wine-ing.
Why was the baseball team good at Lent? They knew how to catch and pitch.
What do you call a comedian during Lent? A stand-up guy abstaining from jokes.
What did the vegetarian say during Lent? Lettuce pray for meatless miracles!

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