8 Jokes For Lenten

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Updated on: Aug 10 2025

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I'm giving up desserts for Lent. It's a piece of cake... Oh wait, it's not!
I tried giving up chocolate for Lent, but it just wasn't sweet enough without it.
What do you call someone who only eats seafood during Lent? A prawn again Christian.
I'm giving up coffee for Lent. I'll start with today... or maybe tomorrow.
What did the sushi say to the fish during Lent? Don't worry, I won't be too shellfish!
I thought about giving up vegetables for Lent, but that's just not my cup of tea.
I'm giving up procrastination for Lent... starting tomorrow!
I tried giving up snacks for Lent, but it was just a brief fasting period.

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