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Why don't we play cards during Lent? Because it's a bad idea to have too many clubs!
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Why don't we tell secrets during Lent? Because loose lips might sink ships!
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Why don't we listen to music during Lent? Because we have to refrain from the jamming!
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I gave up soda for Lent. Now I'm Coke-free, and I've lost Fanta-stic weight!
Lenten Laziness
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I decided to give up exercising for Lent. Now I just call it a spiritual journey to find inner peace while lying on the couch binge-watching Netflix. Turns out, my inner peace is a big fan of pizza and sitcoms.
Lenten Exaggerations
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I told my friends I was giving up carbs for Lent. Now they think I'm surviving on air and celery. Little do they know, my version of celery is a pizza with a tomato slice on top.
Lenten Loopholes
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I decided to give up social media for Lent, and now I'm just standing on my porch, shouting my thoughts at passing cars. My neighbors think I'm hosting a personal podcast for squirrels.
Lenten Culinary Adventures
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I decided to give up cooking for Lent. Now my kitchen looks like a crime scene, and the only thing I'm whipping up is an alibi for my takeout addiction.
Lenten Survival Guide
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Lent is like a 40-day boot camp for self-control. I'm over here treating the dessert aisle like a haunted house. I see a bag of M&Ms, and suddenly I'm exorcising my sweet tooth, screaming, The power of compulsion compels you!
Lenten Negotiations
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I attempted to give up procrastination for Lent. After a week, I realized I hadn't started, so I negotiated with myself. Now I'm giving up giving up things. It's a Lenten loophole, and I'm a master negotiator.
Lenten Tech Detox
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I decided to give up my smartphone for Lent. Now I communicate with carrier pigeons and smoke signals. My friends say it's a bit extreme, but at least I've mastered pigeon emojis. 🐦💨
Lenten Abandonment
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I tried giving up caffeine for Lent. Now my coffee mug sits on the shelf looking at me with disappointment, and I've resorted to using decaf as a makeshift maraca to entertain my coworkers.
Lenten Confessions
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During Lent, I confessed to my friend that I stole their pen. They forgave me, but now I have to do penance by attending their poetry night. Turns out, the pen wasn't mightier than the punishment.
Lenten Lamentations
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You know, I tried to give up chocolate for Lent. Lasted about 2 days before I started having cocoa-induced hallucinations. I saw a chocolate bunny doing the Macarena in my dreams. I guess my willpower has the shelf life of a discounted Valentine's Day chocolate.
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