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I told my friend that I only knock on wood when I really need luck. He said, 'That's funny; I thought you were just auditioning for a carpentry job!
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I'm thinking of starting a band called 'The Wood Knockers.' Our first hit will be a knock on wood symphony!
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Why did the tree become a comedian? It knew how to knock on wood and deliver great punchlines!
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I used to be afraid of ghosts, but then I learned they can't knock on wood. Now I'm just afraid of haunted furniture!
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I used to be a carpenter, but I couldn't handle the splinters. Now, I just knock on wood for good luck!
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What did the tree say to its neighbor? 'I'm not one to bark, but I think you need to leaf and let me knock on wood in peace!
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Why did the lumberjack carry a pencil? In case he had to draw blood when knocking on wood!
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