4 Jokes For Knock On Wood

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Updated on: Aug 06 2024

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I've come to the conclusion that there's a secret society of trees out there plotting against us. You see, every time we knock on wood, it's like a Morse code signal to the trees, letting them know we're still under their control. I can just picture the trees in the
So, there I was, having a conversation with someone about their new job, and they were really excited about it. Naturally, I wanted to wish them good luck. But guess what? My brain malfunctioned, and instead of saying, "Good luck," I blurted out, "Knock on wood!" The look on their
Have you ever wondered why we knock on wood specifically? I mean, what did wood ever do to deserve this responsibility? Maybe it's because wood is a natural material, and we think it's got some direct hotline to the universe. But imagine if we applied this logic to other materials.
You know, I've been thinking a lot about superstitions lately. You ever notice how we've got all these weird rituals to ward off bad luck? Like, "knock on wood." I mean, what's that all about? Is there a Wood Fairy out there, going, "Oh, he knocked on the IKEA table,

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