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Why did the termite break up with the sawdust? It found someone who could really knock on wood and make it feel secure!
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Why did the wooden table go to therapy? It had too many issues with people constantly knocking on it for good luck!
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Why did the wooden fence win an award? It knew how to stand out and knock on wood for a standing ovation!
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What did the door say to the tree? 'Quit knocking on me, I'm not your wooden friend!
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Why did the wooden chair apply for a job? It wanted to get a raise by showing it knows how to knock on wood for success!
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Why did the acorn go to therapy? It had deep-rooted issues with people constantly knocking on wood above its head!
Furniture Abuse Therapy
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I've been knocking on wood so much lately; I think my coffee table is considering filing a complaint. It's like, Dude, find another way to deal with life's problems. I'm not your emotional punching bag! I can imagine my table in therapy, sharing its woes about being the victim of my superstition.
The Inconvenient Itch
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You know what's the worst? When you're in the middle of an important meeting, and you get this sudden itch on your forehead. You're desperately trying to discreetly knock on wood without looking like you're auditioning for a woodpecker role in a nature documentary.
Wooden Wisdom, Next Level
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I decided to take my superstition to the next level. Now, I carry a small piece of wood in my pocket everywhere I go. It's like my own personal luck charm. People give me strange looks, but hey, who's going to be laughing when I'm the one with a pocket full of success and a forest spirit entourage?
Wooden Wisdom for Dummies
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I recently read a self-help book called The Wisdom of Wood: A Guide to a Luckier Life. It's like a manual for superstitious people. Chapter one: Why Your Palm and Wood Need to Have a Regular Meeting. I never thought I'd take relationship advice from a piece of oak, but here we are.
Table Talks with the Universe
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I imagine if the universe is listening every time I knock on wood, it must be getting annoyed by now. It's like, Okay, we heard you the first million times, you're scared of jinxing yourself. Can we move on to more pressing matters, like global warming or the latest season of that Netflix show?
Superstitions and I – A Knock on Wood Tale
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You know, I've realized I'm not superstitious, but I do have a weird relationship with the phrase knock on wood. Every time someone says it, I'm like, Sure, I'll knock on wood, but can we talk about how absurd it is that we're basically trying to scare away bad luck by performing some impromptu percussion on the nearest table?
When in Doubt, Knock It Out
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My friend said to me the other day, Why do you always knock on wood? Are you trying to summon a forest spirit or something? I replied, No, I'm just preparing for life. It's like my default setting when things are going too well – just knock on wood, and maybe the universe won't notice that I'm enjoying myself too much.
The Wooden Symphony of Desperation
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Sometimes I catch myself knocking on wood in the most ridiculous situations. Like when I'm trying to parallel park, and there's this intense moment of concentration, and suddenly I'm rapping my knuckles on the steering wheel. It's like my car is saying, I get it, you want me to fit, no need to get all percussive on me!
The Wood Whisperer
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I tried explaining the whole knock on wood thing to my cat. Now, every time I say it, he just looks at me like, Dude, I'm a cat. I scratch things. If you want good luck, buy a rabbit's foot or something. Leave me out of your human rituals.
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