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The Environmentalist
When someone is torn between being eco-friendly and superstitious
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My friend is so environmentally conscious that she's started a "virtual knock on wood" movement. She sends everyone emojis of wooden logs to prevent bad luck. Now I'm worried that my phone has become a forest.
The Overachiever
When someone takes "knock on wood" to a whole new level
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I told my overachiever friend about "knock on wood," and the next thing I know, he's knocking on wood, metal, plastic, and glass. I think he's trying to cover all the elements, just in case the universe has a preference.
The Skeptic
When someone just doesn't buy into the whole "knock on wood" thing
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I asked my skeptic friend if he believes in knocking on wood, and he replied, "I believe in knocking on Ikea furniture. At least it's real wood, not some mystical luck tree.
The Superstitious Friend
When your friend takes "knock on wood" a bit too seriously
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My friend is so into "knock on wood" that he's thinking of getting a pet woodpecker. He figures it's the best way to ensure 24/7 access to luck, and if it gets annoying, well, he can always knock on its treehouse.
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