6 Jokes For Knock On Wood

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Updated on: Aug 06 2024

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I wanted to tell a joke about trees, but they always leaf me stumped. So, I decided to knock on wood and hope for inspiration!
I tried to tell a joke about a lumberjack, but it got axed. I guess I should have knocked on wood for better comedic timing!
I tried to make a joke about plywood, but it didn't have enough layers. It just couldn't knock on wood and build a good punchline!
I asked my friend if he believes in superstitions. He said, 'No, but just to be safe, I always knock on wood and cross my fingers!
I told my friend a joke about wood. It was so good; he laughed until he knocked on the nearest tree for luck!
I asked my friend if he believes in luck. He said, 'I don't believe in luck, but I do believe in knocking on wood and crossing my toes!

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