7 Jokes For Kiss Me

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Updated on: Aug 14 2024

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Why don't bicycles ever kiss? Because they're always two-tired!
Why was the flower afraid to kiss? Because it didn't want to get 'petal'd in the act!
What did the tree say to the squirrel? 'I'm rooted for you - here's a 'kiss' from me to you!
I wanted to tell you a joke about lips, but it's a bit too... touchy!
Did you hear about the musician who tried to kiss their piano? It was a major faux pas!
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing and imagined a 'kiss'!
Why don't we ever play hide and seek with mountains? Because they always peak when they see you and refuse to 'kiss' the secret!

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