7 Jokes For Kiss Me

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Updated on: Aug 14 2024

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Why did the pillow want a kiss? Because it felt deflated without one!
Why did the clock get a kiss? Because it was ticking all the right boxes!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? 'Nothing, it just let out a little wine and hoped for a 'kiss' better luck next time!
Why did the painter kiss the canvas? Because it had so much 'draw'!
Did you hear about the dog who wanted to kiss his own tail? It was a 'fur'bidden love affair!
Why did the chef kiss the soup? Because it had a lot of flavor to savor!
I asked the bookshelf for a kiss, but it said its love life was shelved for later.

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