5 Jokes For Kiss Me

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 14 2024

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The PDA Avoider

Desperately avoiding public displays of affection
My significant other is into surprise kisses in public. I'm just trying to avoid being featured on "Kiss Cam" and becoming an unintentional internet sensation.

The Hopeless Romantic

Trying to get that perfect kiss
I asked my girlfriend to give me a kiss that would take my breath away. She handed me a garlic sandwich. Mission accomplished, I guess?

The Perfectionist

Striving for the ideal kiss
My significant other said, "Let's have a magical kiss." I tried adding glitter for effect, but it turns out, magical kisses don't involve finding glitter in your teeth for the next week.

The Overthinker

Analyzing every aspect of the kiss
My date said, "Let's share a sweet kiss." So, naturally, I brought a list of dessert options. Turns out, she meant something else entirely. I just wanted dessert!

The Comedic Philosopher

Questioning the essence of a kiss
They say a kiss is worth a thousand words. I'm just hoping my kisses aren't writing a novel because that would be a lot of editing.

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