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You ever notice how "kiss me" sounds more like a command than a request? It's not like, "Hey, would you mind terribly giving me a peck on the cheek?" No, it's a bold, assertive, "kiss me." I'm starting to think there's a secret society out there, the Kiss Illuminati, going
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You know, the other day someone walked up to me and just said, "kiss me." I was like, "Whoa, slow down there, Shakespeare! What kind of plot twist is this?" I mean, it's not every day you get a command like that out of the blue. I thought I accidentally
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So, after that whole "kiss me" incident, I couldn't help but wonder: what's the protocol for unexpected kisses? Is there an evaluation form? Can I leave a Yelp review? I mean, what if it's a terrible kiss? Are we allowed to give constructive criticism? "Excuse me, sir, your technique needs
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So, I've been contemplating this whole "kiss me" situation, and I've come to a realization. It's like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but instead of turning to page 72 to battle the dragon, you're deciding whether to pucker up or run for the hills. There's a certain level of pressure, you know?
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