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I asked the librarian if the book on paranoia was available. She whispered, 'Shh, they're watching us. It's 'illegal' information!

Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of 'illegal' pants!

I told my friend a joke about construction, but it's still under 'illegal' laughter – it's not built yet!

Why did the computer go to jail? It had too many 'illegal' downloads!

I told my computer I needed a break, and it responded, 'Sorry, that's 'illegal' – I can't give you one!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing 'illegally' undressing!

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