5 Illegal Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 03 2025

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The Midnight Snack Bandit

Sneaking around the kitchen after hours
I've become so good at sneaking into the kitchen at night that I'm considering joining a heist movie. Ocean's Eleven? More like Midnight Munchies One.

The Noise Ordinance Violator

Living life with the volume turned up
I got a warning for violating the noise ordinance. I didn't even know that was a thing. I thought my neighbors were just fans cheering for my awesome playlist.

The Speed Demon Driver

Dealing with speed limits and traffic rules
Speed limits are like suggestions to me. I don't always follow suggestions – just ask my diet plan.

The J-Walking Expert

Navigating the world on foot without following pedestrian rules
I was stopped by a police officer for jaywalking. I told him I was just practicing for the "dodge the traffic" Olympics.

The Queue Jumper

Mastering the art of cutting in line
They say patience is a virtue. Well, so is not wanting to spend my entire day waiting for a mediocre cup of coffee.

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