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You ever notice how we treat "do not enter" signs like they're the ultimate challenge? It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, this is illegal," and we're all like, "Challenge accepted! I'll just take a quick detour through this forbidden zone.
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You ever accidentally jaywalk and then try to act casual? It's like, "Oh, I'm not breaking the law; I'm just taking a stylish diagonal stroll across the road, officer. Very avant-garde.
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We all know it's illegal to remove mattress tags, but who's out there enforcing this? Is there a secret society of mattress tag vigilantes making sure we don't go tearing those things off like maniacs?
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Jaywalking is the one crime where the guilt is directly proportional to the number of cars waiting for you to cross. It's like, "I am holding up the entire vehicular justice system right now, and I'm sorry, but I've got places to be.
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Let's talk about the forbidden fruit – those pillows that explicitly say, "Do not remove under penalty of law." I just want to meet the person who said, "You know what? I'm risking it all for fluffiness tonight!
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Crossing the street when the light is red feels like participating in an underground rebellion against traffic rules. I'm just a pedestrian trying to stick it to the traffic light establishment – one illegal step at a time.
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The speed limit on the highway is like a suggestion we all agree to ignore. It's this unspoken agreement between drivers that says, "Let's all break the law together, but not too conspicuously, okay?
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Illegal parking is like a rebellious game of hide-and-seek. We find that one spot where it's technically not allowed, and we're just sitting there thinking, "If I don't make eye contact with the parking attendant, maybe they won't see me.
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Isn't it strange how downloading music used to be this whole covert operation? It's like we were all part of an underground rebellion against the music industry. "Yeah, I've got the latest tracks – don't ask questions.
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