16 Illegal Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 03 2025

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What's an 'illegal' insect? A 'spider', because it's always caught in its own web of deceit!
What did one wall say to the other? 'I'll meet you at the corner, but don't tell anyone, it's an 'illegal' affair!
What's an 'illegal' animal that tells jokes? A laughin' hyena!
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? 'Nacho' cheese – it's 'illegal' to claim it!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? 'Nothing, it just let out a little 'wine' – no 'illegal' complaints!
Why did the illegal math book get arrested? It had too many 'problems'!
Why did the pencil go to jail? It was involved in 'illegal' sketches!

The Illegally Hilarious

You know, I once tried to make a joke about illegal, but then I realized... my humor is already banned in 12 countries!

The Not-So-Legal Laughs

They say I've got an illegal sense of humor. I say, Better illegal laughs than no laughs at all!

Comedy's Most Wanted

They told me my jokes were so off-the-wall, they should be illegal. Well, if making people laugh is a crime, then lock me up and throw away the key... but not before my next set!

The Comedy Underground

Ever tried to tell a joke so risqué that the audience thought it was illegal? Yeah, let's just say I've got my own underground following now.

Cops and Comedians

I was told my jokes were borderline illegal. I said, Well, I guess I'm walking the thin punchline!

Comedy in Handcuffs

They say laughter is the best medicine, but with my jokes, it's more like a prescription for trouble. Turns out, humor can be hazardous... and possibly illegal!

Off the Record Laughs

I once had a joke so good, they said it should be illegal. I told them, Only if laughing your head off is a felony!

Jokes on the Run

I tried to make a joke about something illegal, but it didn’t work. I guess my punchline was in handcuffs!

The Forbidden Laughter

My last joke was so on the edge, even my laugh track was flagged as illegal contraband!

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