7 Illegal Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 03 2025

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now, I'm into 'illegal' business - I'm a bread bandit!
Why did the ghost go to jail? It went 'boo' at the 'illegal' party!
What do you call 'illegal' cheese? Gouda-bye!
Why did the scarecrow become a lawyer? He was outstanding in his field, especially in 'illegal' matters!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Apparently, playing by ear is 'illegal' in the music world!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was 'two-tired' of being involved in 'illegal' activities!
Why did the broom go to jail? It was 'sweeping' the nation with 'illegal' activities!

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