7+ Best One Liners illegal Jokes

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now, I'm into 'illegal' business - I'm a bread bandit!

Why did the ghost go to jail? It went 'boo' at the 'illegal' party!

What do you call 'illegal' cheese? Gouda-bye!

Why did the scarecrow become a lawyer? He was outstanding in his field, especially in 'illegal' matters!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Apparently, playing by ear is 'illegal' in the music world!

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was 'two-tired' of being involved in 'illegal' activities!

Why did the broom go to jail? It was 'sweeping' the nation with 'illegal' activities!

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