7 Jokes For I'm Pregnant

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Updated on: Aug 30 2024

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My pregnant neighbor has a unique workout routine. She calls it 'carrying the future'!
My pregnant friend said she's craving for ice cream. I asked her if it was the Rocky Road or just hormones playing games.
I asked my pregnant friend if she wanted to hear a joke. She said, 'I'm already pregnant, what more can I expect?
Pregnancy: the only time you can feel blessed and cursed when someone says, 'You're glowing!'
Pregnancy is like a never-ending science experiment. The only difference is you get a baby instead of a lab report!
Being pregnant is like being a celebrity. Everyone's obsessed with what you're going to name your baby!
Pregnancy: when 'eating for two' becomes a sanctioned excuse for dessert!

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