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The Expectant Mother
Dealing with pregnancy cravings and the pressure of creating a human
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The other day, I caught my partner practicing changing diapers with a doll. I said, "Honey, it's not the same. Real babies don't come with a diaper-changing manual, and they definitely don't have a reset button.
The Confused Single Friend
Navigating the world of pregnancy without firsthand experience
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People keep asking me about baby names, and I'm suggesting things like "Captain Sparkle" and "Princess Pancake." My friend gives me this look like, "Are you serious?" I mean, they didn't say it was a bad idea.
The Sarcastic Sibling
Dealing with the mix of excitement and the inevitable sibling rivalry
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My sibling is going all out with baby-proofing the house. I walked in, and suddenly, it's like I'm living in a padded cell. I asked, "Are you baby-proofing for the baby or for me?" Either way, I can't find anything in this place.
The Excited Partner
Balancing excitement and the fear of becoming a parent
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I've been reading all these parenting books, trying to prepare myself. One book said, "Babies sleep a lot." I thought, "Great, that means I can catch up on my sleep too, right?" Turns out, it meant something completely different.
The Overwhelmed Grandparent
Balancing excitement with the realization that they're not the ones having the baby
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I'm trying to stay calm, but every time I think about becoming a grandparent, I get nervous. I mean, I've barely mastered technology, and now I have to figure out how to use a stroller with more buttons than my TV remote.
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