7 Jokes For I'm Pregnant

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Updated on: Aug 30 2024

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Pregnancy is the only time adding weight is celebrated with baby showers!
Pregnancy is like a marathon. Only it's a 9-month race and the finish line is covered in diapers!
Pregnancy: the only time when putting on weight is celebrated and advised!
I asked my pregnant friend if she was planning a gender reveal party. She said, 'I'll decide on the theme once I know which planet this alien is from!
My pregnant cousin claims she's only eating organic food. She's turned into a real 'mother-nature' advocate!
I told my wife I think she's pregnant. She asked, 'How can you tell?' I said, 'I can sense the expectant vibe.
My friend is so pregnant, she's got a 9-month lease on maternity clothes!

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