7 Jokes For Hold

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jan 04 2025

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. It turns out, ears aren't that great at holding keys!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm trying my hand at banking. I need to knead that bread!
Why did the broom get a promotion? It was sweeping the competition! It knew how to hold the floor.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. It really knows how to hold a grudge!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. It's essential to hold your ground in marriage!
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' Libraries know how to hold suspense!
I asked the gym trainer if I could use the bench press. He said, 'I don't see why not, you've been pressing your luck all day.' It's crucial to hold onto your sense of humor at the gym!

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