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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. It turns out, ears aren't that great at holding keys!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm trying my hand at banking. I need to knead that bread!
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Why did the broom get a promotion? It was sweeping the competition! It knew how to hold the floor.
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. It really knows how to hold a grudge!
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. It's essential to hold your ground in marriage!
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I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' Libraries know how to hold suspense!
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