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You know when you're holding onto the shopping cart, and it's got that one rogue wheel that just refuses to cooperate? Suddenly, you're a contestant on "Supermarket Drift.
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You ever hold onto a pen, not because it writes well, but because it's the last one from that conference two years ago? It's like, "This pen has seen things, man.
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When you're holding onto that last slice of pizza at a party, and everyone's eyeing it like it's a piece of the crown jewels. Suddenly, you're the guardian of the cheesy realm.
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Ever hold your breath when you're walking past someone on the street, just to avoid inhaling their perfume or cologne cloud? It's like playing a game of scent roulette every single day!
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We all have that one drawer at home, right? The "I'll deal with this later" drawer. You open it, and it's like a time capsule of forgotten intentions. "Ah, there's that charger I was looking for... three years ago.
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Holding onto your phone charger like it's the last piece of the Holy Grail. You've got it wrapped around your fingers like it's a lifeline, just praying it survives one more day.
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Holding onto the remote control like it's the scepter of power. You're flipping through channels, thinking you're the king of the TV realm, but really, you're just avoiding commercials like the plague.
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You ever notice how every time you're holding a door open for someone, and they're just a little too far away? You're stuck there, thinking, "Do I keep holding it like a doorman or let it go and become that person?
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Isn't it funny how we all hold onto old T-shirts with holes in them, saying it's for "lounging," as if we're one hole away from being fashionable again?
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