5 Jokes For Hold

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 04 2025

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Personal Trainer

Maintaining a motivational persona while wanting to make light of fitness routines.
People ask me how I handle holding heavy weights all day. I say, 'Well, it's easy. The hard part is holding onto my dignity when I drop them!'

Yoga Instructor

Encouraging mindfulness while wanting to crack a joke about the serene practice.
Remember, in yoga, we hold poses, not grudges. It's all about finding balance and not holding onto negative vibes. Unless you're doing the 'Angry Cat' pose.

Airline Steward

Juggling safety instructions with the desire to inject humor into monotonous routines.
The overhead compartments are for luggage, not emotions. Please refrain from holding onto emotional baggage during the flight. We have therapists for that after landing!

Traffic Cop

The struggle between enforcing the law and wanting to lighten the mood.
I once ticketed someone for holding up traffic. Not because they were slow, but because they were singing too enthusiastically in their car and causing a jam!

Bank Teller

Balancing professionalism with the urge to joke about money.
Someone once asked me if I was good at holding secrets. I replied, 'Oh, absolutely! I've been holding onto other people's account details all day!'

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