5 Jokes For Hold

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Updated on: Jan 04 2025

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I tried to hold in my laughter during a serious meeting, but it escaped through my nose. Lesson learned: laughter has a way of breaking free!
I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. Those shoes really knew how to hold their own!
Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. Sometimes you just need to hold it together!
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk, I have this weird Axe scent. Remember, always hold your breath during grooming!

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