7 Jokes For Greeting Card

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Updated on: Jun 24 2025

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My anniversary card told me, 'Our love is like a fine wine – it gets better with 'card'-age!
My encouragement card told me, 'You're like a fine wine – improving with 'encouraging' words!
My greeting card wanted to become a comedian, but it got rejected. They said, 'You're too 'corny' for the stage!
Why did the greeting card break up with the envelope? It said, 'I need someone who can 'seal' the deal better!
I asked my greeting card if it could sing. It said, 'I can't, but I'm really good at 'card'-io exercises!
I told my love card it was amazing. It said, 'I get it from my 'sent'-sational personality!
I asked my fortune-telling card about my future. It said, 'You'll receive a lot of 'greetings' soon!

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