5 Jokes For Greeting Card

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 24 2025

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The Confused Greeting Card

When the card doesn't quite get the occasion
Found a card that says, "Get Well Soon," but on the inside, it just says, "Or whenever, no rush. Take your time.

The Procrastinator's Greeting Card

When the card is fashionably late
Apology card: "I'm sorry for being late with this card. Blame it on my procrastination, or as I like to call it, 'time management with a hint of adventure.'

The Overly Honest Greeting Card

When sincerity meets social norms
I thought about making a sympathy card that says, "I'm sorry for your loss, but let's be real, your late uncle owed me 20 bucks, so this is really just closing a debt.

The Time-Travel Greeting Card

When the card predicts the future or reminisces about the past
Anniversary card: "Here's to many more years together, where you'll argue about who left the virtual reality headset on.

The Tech-Savvy Greeting Card

When traditional cards clash with modern technology
Sympathy card: "I'm sorry for your loss. If you need anything, remember, my condolences are just a text away.

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