bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Did you hear about the Ferengi who became a chef? He always knew how to spice up a deal!
0
0
Why did the Ferengi bring a pen to the negotiation? To sign on the dotted profit line!
0
0
Why did the Ferengi become an actor? He wanted to play the role of a 'profit-ear'!
Ferengi Bargaining Skills
0
0
Have you seen Ferengi haggle? It's like watching an auction between two accountants. They'd negotiate a discount on their own birthday cake if they could. I'll pay you tomorrow for a slice today.
Ferengi and Risk-Taking
0
0
You know, Ferengi take risks like it's a competitive sport. They'd bet their last strip of latinum on a game of musical chairs in zero gravity. For them, it's all about the adrenaline... and the profit, of course!
Ferengi and Interstellar Relations
0
0
Ever wonder how the Ferengi make friends? It's simple: Keep your friends close, but your potential business partners closer. Their diplomacy is like, Let's be allies... until there's a better deal.
Ferengi's Financial Wisdom
0
0
You ever notice how the Ferengi from Star Trek are all about profit? I mean, these guys put the 'coin' in 'coinflict.' They'd negotiate with a brick wall if they thought there was latinum behind it!
Ferengi Business Advice
0
0
The Ferengi have a golden rule: Never let the truth get in the way of a good deal. I tried that once at a garage sale, and now I'm the proud owner of a lava lamp that's more like a 'lukewarm blob.
Ferengi Investment Strategies
0
0
The Ferengi have this investment strategy: Buy low, sell high, and never trust a Vulcan's stock tips. They'd sell life insurance to a Tribble farm and make a profit.
Ferengi Philosophy on Generosity
0
0
Generosity for a Ferengi is like finding a unicorn in a rainstorm—it's mythical! Give until it hurts for them means giving you a discount so small, you'll need a microscope to see it.
Ferengi Travel Tips
0
0
Ferengi travel advice: Pack light, bring lots of credits, and never forget your rulebook for interstellar trade negotiations. They'd trade their luggage for a better seat on the shuttle!
Ferengi Technology Obsession
0
0
Ferengi and their technology! They'd buy an old flip phone if they thought it'd bring them a profit. They're the only species who'd sell their grandmother's recipe for replicator rations.
Post a Comment