9 Jokes For Ferengi

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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Why did the Ferengi businessman bring a ladder to work? Because he wanted to climb the profit margin!
How does a Ferengi answer the phone? 'Opportunity is calling!
Why did the Ferengi invest in a garden? He wanted to grow his own 'pro-fits'!
Why was the Ferengi banker always calm during financial crises? Because he knew how to bank on his composure!
How do Ferengi describe a good deal? 'A bargain of astronomical proportions!
Why did the Ferengi trader carry a map to the stock market? To find the best route to profit!
How did the Ferengi make his computer faster? He added more profit bytes!
What do you call a Ferengi's favorite mode of transportation? Profit express!
Why was the Ferengi excellent at fishing? He knew how to reel in the profits!

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