8 Jokes For Ferengi

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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What did the Ferengi say to the successful entrepreneur? 'You've really raised the bar of profit!
Why did the Ferengi open a pet store? He heard there was a market for 'pro-fur' goods!
Why did the Ferengi join a band? He wanted to cash in on the royalties!
What do you call a Ferengi's favorite game? Monopoly: Galactic Edition!
How do Ferengi communicate during negotiations? They use 'Profit-to-Colon' translations!
What did the Ferengi say when he found a lucrative opportunity? 'Profit at first sight!
Why did the Ferengi merchant bring a pillow to the negotiation? To cushion the deal!
Why did the Ferengi entrepreneur open a bakery? He wanted to make a lot of dough!

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