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Ferengi Travel Agent
Marketing Ferengi travel services to humans.
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Booked a Ferengi-led tour. They promised to show us cultural landmarks. Turned out, it was just a tour of potential investment opportunities. I’ve seen more stock options than tourist spots!
Ferengi in the Workplace
Understanding Ferengi business practices in a human office setting.
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Ever tried explaining human ethics to a Ferengi colleague? I told him it’s not cool to charge coworkers for sharing memes. Next thing I know, there's a tariff on every GIF sent in the Slack channel!
Ferengi Cooking Show
Bridging the gap between Ferengi cuisine and human tastes.
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Ferengi cooking tip: Instead of measuring cups, they use a profit-margin scale. It’s like, “Add enough spice to ensure a 20% markup on flavor!” Suddenly, Gordon Ramsay’s insults seem less spicy.
Dating a Ferengi
Balancing human romance with Ferengi profit-first mentality.
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Met a Ferengi on a dating app. Their bio said, “Looking for love and a return on investment.” I thought, finally, someone who understands commitment with compound interest!
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