7 Jokes About Estate Agents

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Updated on: Aug 15 2025

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Why was the estate agent terrible at telling jokes? Because their listings were the only things they could 'crack'!
Why did the estate agent carry a magnifying glass? To 'inspect' every detail of the deal!
Why did the estate agent bring a map to the open house? To show people the 'real' way to their dream home!
What did the estate agent say to the ghost trying to buy a house? 'Sorry, we don't deal with 'spiritual' transactions here!'
Why was the estate agent afraid of the dark? They were worried they wouldn't find a 'closing' in the shadows!
Why did the estate agent become a comedian? They wanted to 'sell' their sense of humor!
Why did the estate agent carry a ladder? To take their career to the next level!

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