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The Sneaky Commission Chaser
Prioritizing commission over client needs
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I asked my agent about the neighborhood's safety, and they replied, "Oh, it's very secure. We have an excellent neighborhood watch program – everyone watches out for their neighbor's Amazon packages.
The Home-Stager Extraordinaire
Making every house look better than it actually is
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The home-stager assured me the backyard was a paradise. I went out and found a sandbox with a sign that said, "Exotic Beach – bring your own sunscreen.
The Paranoid Buyer
Seeing potential issues everywhere
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The paranoid buyer insisted on testing every window in the house. I asked why, and they said, "Gotta make sure I can fit through if I need to escape a bad deal!
The Eager Rookie Agent
Balancing enthusiasm and incompetence
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The rookie agent proudly told me they sold a house with no windows. I asked how, and they said, "I convinced the buyer it's a privacy feature – you know, no need to worry about peeping Toms!
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