8 Jokes About Estate Agents

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Updated on: Aug 15 2025

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What's an estate agent's favorite snack? Properties and dip!
What's an estate agent's favorite type of music? House music, naturally!
I asked my estate agent about buying a bungalow. They said, 'Let me lay down the options for you!'
Why was the estate agent always calm? They had a 'mortgage' on their emotions!
What's an estate agent's favorite game? Monopoly, of course! They're experts at buying and selling properties.
Why did the estate agent always carry a flashlight? To 'brighten up' every deal!
I told my estate agent I wanted a castle. They said, 'Sure, we have plenty of 'drawbridge' loans available!'
What's an estate agent's favorite movie genre? Real estate-y!

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