7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For empty seats

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Why did the empty seat get a standing ovation? It finally decided to take a stand!

What do you call an empty seat at the theater? A 'stand-in'!

Why did the seat go to therapy? It had too many emotional issues!

Why did the stadium hire an empty seat? It had a great track record!

Why don't empty seats ever get invited to parties? They always take up too much space!

Why do empty seats make terrible comedians? They always leave the audience in stitches!

Why was the empty seat so confident? It had a lot of support!

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