5 Jokes For Empty Seats

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 20 2025

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The Standup Comedian's Mom

Disappointed in the low turnout for her child's show.
The only thing more deserted than this comedy club is my son's room after I told him to clean it.

The Competitive Waiter

Jealous of the empty seats for not ordering anything.
I've seen more action in a slow-motion ketchup bottle than at this comedy show. Even the condiments are more exciting than the audience.

The Ghost of Comedy Past

Wistful for the lively audiences of yesteryear.
I miss the days when people filled seats faster than they filled out job applications after bombing on stage.

The Optimistic Seat Filler

Trying to stay positive despite the sparse audience.
These empty seats are just taking a break – they'll be back when they've recharged their sitting energy.

The Janitor

Feeling unappreciated for cleaning up after everyone.
Empty seats are like my self-esteem – no matter how hard I work, they just stay empty.

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