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Empty seats at a concert are like the unsung heroes of personal space. They're like, "I got you, fam. Stretch those legs and enjoy the show... from a distance.
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Empty seats in a waiting room are like the silent witnesses to our impatience. We're all sitting there pretending to be engrossed in outdated magazines, but deep down, we're just counting the empty chairs.
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I recently went to a comedy club, and there were more empty seats than at a motivational seminar for introverts. I guess laughter is the best social distancing measure.
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Empty seats at a family dinner are the unsung heroes of avoiding awkward conversations. They're like little islands of solitude in a sea of uncomfortable questions like, "When are you getting married?" and "Why are you still single?
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I've discovered that the secret to a peaceful flight is strategically choosing a seat next to an empty one. It's the in-flight version of creating your own buffer zone.
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The back row of a classroom is like the natural habitat for empty seats. It's the perfect place for those rebellious chairs that refuse to conform to the orderly rows up front.
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The gym during January is full of empty resolutions and even emptier seats on workout machines. It's like musical chairs, but with treadmills and fewer participants.
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You ever notice how in a movie theater, the empty seats always seem to have the best view? It's like they're the VIP section for invisible people.
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I love how elevators have that one corner seat that nobody ever sits in. It's like the elevator's way of saying, "You can stand here, but don't you dare make eye contact with the person on the other side.
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