6+ Best One Liners Jokes For empty seats

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I asked the empty seat for its opinion. It said, 'I'm just here for the sit-down comedy!

What did the one empty seat say to the other? 'Looks like we've got some space issues!

I told my empty seat a joke, but it couldn't stand it – it rolled on the floor laughing!

What's an empty seat's favorite game? Musical chairs – it always wins!

I told my empty seat a secret, but it couldn't keep it. It has a reputation for being a bit of a stool pigeon!

I offered my empty seat a job as a motivational speaker. It declined, saying it preferred a 'supportive' role!

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