7 Jokes For Embalming

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Updated on: May 18 2025

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Why did the embalmer become a stand-up comedian? Because he knew how to keep the audience dead silent!
What's an embalmer's favorite sport? Coffin racing – they're always ahead of the competition!
What's an embalmer's favorite dance move? The corpse shuffle!
Why did the embalmer become a chef? He was great at 'cooking' up new recipes for preservation!
Why did the embalmer start a gardening club? He had a knack for 'deadheading' flowers!
What's an embalmer's favorite holiday? Halloween – it's the one day they can really let loose!
Why did the embalmer open a bakery? He loved making 'stiff' dough!

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