6 Jokes For Embalming

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Updated on: May 18 2025

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Why don't embalmers ever get lost? They always follow the dead-end signs!
What's an embalmer's favorite game? Hide and go decay!
How does an embalmer stay cool in the summer? He keeps the bodies on ice!
Why did the embalmer go to therapy? He needed help dealing with his 'grave' responsibilities!
Why did the embalmer start a fashion line? He had a talent for 'dressing up' the deceased!
What's the embalmer's favorite workout? The rigor mortis routine!

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