6 Jokes About Drug Addicts

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Updated on: Jun 24 2024

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I told my friend he had to kick his drug addiction. Now he's mad at me. Apparently, 'kicking' was the wrong choice of words.
I tried to make a joke about drug addiction, but it was too 'heavy.' Just like my friend's substance abuse problem.
I told my drug-addicted friend to embrace change. Now he's addicted to nickels and dimes.
Why don't drug addicts ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always itching for a fix!
Why don't drug addicts ever become stand-up comedians? Because they always struggle with their delivery!
I told my friend he was too dependent on prescription medication. He just laughed and took another pill.

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