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The Paranoid Pharmacist
When your pharmacist thinks you're stealing supplies.
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The pharmacist asked, "Are you addicted to something?" I replied, "Yes, I'm addicted to your incredible deals. Three for the price of two? How can I resist?
The Concerned Neighbor
When your neighbor thinks they're running a pharmacy out of their living room.
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My neighbor is convinced I'm a drug dealer. I told her, "If I were, do you think I'd be living in this neighborhood? I'd at least upgrade to a place with better Wi-Fi.
The Forgetful Addict
When you forget where you hid your medication.
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I was so paranoid about someone finding my meds that I hid them from myself. Now I'm trying to negotiate with my own brain for the location. "Come on, past me, give it up. Where did you hide the good stuff?
The Confused Pet
When your pet thinks the pills are treats.
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My pet rabbit found my vitamins and now he thinks he's a bodybuilder. He's flexing his tiny bunny muscles, demanding protein shakes, and asking for a gym membership.
The Pharmacist's Apprentice
When you try DIY pharmaceuticals.
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I thought I could save money by making my own vitamins. My homemade vitamin gummies tasted like regret and had the nutritional value of a cardboard box. Turns out, there's a reason we leave this to the professionals.
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